In a move that is sure to piss of Godzilla’s many victims he has been naturalized as a Japanese citizen by the town of Shinjuku’s Mayor Kenichi Yoshizumi. The giant kaiju that has leveled Tokyo on several occasions was named Shinjuku’s minister of tourism last month. But you can’t have an undocumented worker holding a government post, after all. It’s strange that Godzilla wasn’t already a Japanese citizen seeing as he was born on one of Japan’s remote islands after being irradiated by an atomic blast. Doesn’t being born in a place automatically make you a citizen? I guess maybe that’s only true if you are human and not a giant fire breathing reptile. Still, it’s a strange move seeing as Godzilla hasn’t exactly been a friend to the Japanese people. I imagine, though there are few statistics available, that Godzilla has killed millions of people over the years.
Maybe it is for the best though. After all the United States dropped to nuclear bombs on Japan and we’re buddies with them now. Perhaps the Japanese people just want to put the past behind them and forgive the king of kaijus for his naughty behavior. They better not piss him off.
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