The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is probably the biggest release in recent gaming. A vast, sprawling open world adventure of fantastical and dragon-ish proportions, it's a truly incredible prospect. I didn't even know that a 'dynamic beard growth system' was a thing, but that's in here too. That's attention to detail, and to our main man Geralt.
The game is epic in all the right ways, a breathtaking world it's almost daunting to contemplate. But more important than all of that BS, it's a sexy, sexy place.
As Conan O'Brien found when his severe case of blue balls led him to romance a swamp hag in desperation, there's a lot of sex to be had right here. And, natch, where there's sex, there's a seedy corner of the internet chronicling it all. Digital or not. It's time for compilations of every Witcher 3 sex scene.
Video games, as a general rule, don't do sex very well. Kratos' awkward QTE thrusting with Aphrodite being a case in point. In this case, despite the great amount of genitalia tennis going on, there are a whole lot of animations being reused. So it's all a little repetitive. Still, you can't fault the game's enthusiasm for all things erotic. Sexy undercrackers, brothels, unicorns, lighthouses… they're all here.
Here, via Naughtygaming, are all the scenes you can experience in the brothel. You can also hit Kotaku for a full rundown of the game's carnal delights. It's a little spoilery and a lot boob-y.
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