Apparently Kanye West has a new project with Kim Kardashian dropping in the next nine months—lets just hope their second baby turns out better than Yeezus.
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Sunday, May 31, 2015
Kongratulations To The Nanny Industry: Kim Kardashian Is Knocked Up Again
“Dayum, dem titties look like Riccardo’s ass cheeks covered in glitter” is what future second-time dad Kanye West is thinking in that picture. Probably.
On a preview that aired after the mid-season finale of Krapping Up the Kartrashians, Kim Kartrashian lets it be known that North West is going to have a little brother or sister that Kanye West and she will probably name South West or Key West. But they really should name the kid Harpo West. I mean, every time Kim will come to collect her kids for a good old-fashioned photo-op strut on the stroll, North West will say to her brother or sister: “Harpo, who dis woman?”
After all the IVF treatments and shit, Kummy Kakes announced that she’s got a womb full of another baby that will only wear black, white and beige and will have to dodge Pimp Mama Kris as she tries to suck their young blood from their veins. via E! News
The clip shows Kim hearing the exciting news during a doctor’s appointment shortly before spilling the beans to Khloé Kardashian.
“I just got the blood test back, and I am pregnant!” Kim—who’s beaming ear-to-ear—exclaims to her stunned sister.
That’s your cue to brace your eyeballs for picture after picture of a pregnant Kim looking like a sausage exploding in slow motion and her hooves looking like suffocating ham hocks in distress:
Kim also tweeted this right after the clip aired:
If u only saw Northie's reaction! As a mom I got protective and left that scary moment out of the episode for her privacy
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 1, 2015
“For her privacy”? “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,” laughed Pimp Mama Kris before saying, “Kim, you’re kidding right, because we signed a contract with Satan and promised we’d pimp out our own at any cost. Just say you’re kidding.”
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Buckeyes Football Team Plays Softball, Cardale Is Terrible
The Ohio State football team had a little team bonding activity today and played some softball. Urban was pitching and let the guys take a few hacks and blow off some steam.
Tyvis Powell rocked the GoPro to get the POV perspective. Was he safe?
Cardale swung for the fences and missed by a mile. Stick to throwing 80 yard bombs.
The 2016 #1 pick in the NFL Draft, Joey Bosa hit a tank in bare feet.
Corey Smith popped up in the infield, but remember these guys aren’t softball players so of course they dropped it and he was safe.
There’s your Ohio State football update. They’re probably going to win another National Championship so they have time to do stuff like this.
Sports Gossip, Sexy WAGs, NFL and Hot Cheerleaders: BustedCoverage » Busted Coverage
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Open Post: Hosted By Crispy Ronaldo Shitting Out A Ball Of Light On A Yacht
And that is what a post-sex with Prince Hot Ginge creampie looks like.
Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is truly living the life. He’s got millions of dollars stuffed in his bank account, he has skin like the finest Corinthian leather and when he parties and gets down, he parties and gets down with a bunch of topless dudes on a yacht in St. Tropez. While Leonardo DiCatchAHo spends his time on a yacht diving into a sea of model pussy, Crispy likes to spend his time choreographing a pucker-inducing dance routine with his boys.
Below are a bunch of pictures of Crispy working it like a go-go boy at a circuit party with his friends. In almost every picture, you can practically hear Crispy say, “Okay, bitches, you need to really bring the sexiness this time.”
And as much as I’d like to believe that Crispy is choreographing an original routine to “Pretty Girls,” I’m pretty sure he’s doing the Whip Dance. Just when you think you have seen everything there is to see, the internet throws you a completely hairless leather stick of hotness doing the Whip Dance in bright yellow swim chonies on a yacht in St. Tropez. Prepare to pucker:
Pics: FameFlynet
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Kendra Wilkinson Brings Out the Big Braless Cleavage for Reality Show Craptastic
I don’t know when Kendra Wilkinson decided to turn her life over to drama both real and heavily contrived, but I suppose it’s a dance with the devil many take in order to bring home the bacon. Kendra’s latest bit of horrific artificial reality program is called Marriage Bootcamp or some such nonsense where a bunch of really good looking couples pretend to have marital troubles in need of fixing by somebody with lots of cameras and tissues and down top shots. It might just be time to stop television.
Nevertheless, you can bet Kendra was going to make a big boobtastic splash at the premiere party for the show, as she did in a rather showy braless low cut dress that made you wonder if perhaps this outfit alone wasn’t the key to happiness in her marriage to her ex-football player husband. It certainly is an honest conversation starter. No matter the trials or tribulations, Kendra does always manage to look like one million damn dollars when she gets decked out to pimp. It’s an art, not a skill. Maybe both. I’m kind of busy leering right now. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip
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Taylor Swift Puts On A Sexy Show In A Skimpy Pair Of Overalls
Here’s uber cutie Taylor Swift stepping out in NYC yesterday afternoon in a pair of overalls and a skimpy little crop top that’s showing off her sexy little waist and curves… damn girl! Her outfits are getting skimpier by the day! And said overalls are also the tightest I’ve ever seen, which is good news for anyone who digs Taylor’s insanely sexy long legs. Enjoy!
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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